Can I Touch You…There?
We’re hearing that Tom Hudson—last seen “dispatching interns to a PetSmart store a half mile […]
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View ArticleTom Hudson May Be Forced To Make Own Trips To PetSmart
Our resident Pirate mole informs us that Tom Hudson has suspended redemptions following a 4% […]
View ArticlePirate Capital Is Special!
No one is getting off the Jolly Roger alive. Bloomberg is reporting that Tom Hudson’s […]
View ArticlePirate Capital’s Tom Hudson: Avast Maties, We’re Not Sunk Yet
Tom Hudson’s Pirate Capital is kinda-sorta denying reports that it’s assets are down almost 80 […]
View ArticleWhat The Seed Of Michael Bolton Hath (Possibly) Wrought
From the mailbag: Date: Sep 25, 2007 12:18 AM Subject: Pirate August Reports & AUM […]
View ArticleNegligible Victories At Pirate Capital
Congratulations to Tom Hudson, whose hedge fund ended its proxy battle with Angelica, a healthcare […]
View ArticleWho’s Running Pirate Capital (Into The Ground)? If You’re Not A Michael...
In September 2006, Pirate Capital was managing $1.802 billion. Today? Less than $400 million. September […]
View ArticleThings At Pirate Capital Worse Than We Thought
It’s common knowledge that Tom Hudson has pretty much run Pirate Capital into the ground, […]
View ArticleCorrection: Things At Pirate Capital *MUCH* Worse Than We Thought
Subject: Pirate News – Isa’s leaving Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 2:41 PM You replied […]
View ArticleYo Ho, Blow the Man Down
We’ve been writing a lot about NYC Pocket Change’s upcoming speed dating event, for “rich […]
View ArticleEverything Cool At Third Point
We often stay up nights wondering if our billionaire fundy friends are secretly hemorrhaging money, […]
View ArticlePirate Capital Founder’s Betrothed To Advise Him On A Few New Positions In...
I’m having just as good a time as the next guy writing about fucking hookers […]
View ArticleAre You Happy, Michael Bolton? ARE YOU HAPPY?!
Things, making money-wise, have not been going so well at Tom Hudson’s Pirate Capital for […]
View ArticleMichael Bolton Spawn To Attack Pirate Ship
Michael Bolton offspring Holly Bolotin is allegedly suing Pirate Capital founder Tom Hudson. Longtime DealBreaker […]
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